Toone

Greetings from the friendly Town of Toone!Can someone tell me why stolen watermelons are the best? The reason I ask that is because yesterday evening as I drove past my sister and brother-in-law’s watermelon patch, I spied a nice, big one that looked ready to eat. Well, I just couldn’t help myself, so I jumped out and grabbed it, threw it into the back of my truck and took off for the house to enjoy my ill-gotten treat. I know I will have to confess my crime, but hopefully they will go easy on me and not involve any law enforcement.   To view more, please log in or subscribe to the digital edition.